The Rules

1. I do not wait on hold. If you want to talk to me, talk to me. If you are busy, call me later.

2. Be honest. I do not like liars. I do not lie to you so don't do it to me.

3. Ditch your excuses. Save them for people who have time to waste because I don't.

4. Make up your mind and go with it. For the most part, I don't deal with wishy-washy.

5. Don't ask for advice if you don't want to hear it.

... I just thought we might need some reminders...