Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Dear Billy Corgan,

I woke up this morning to the news because I fell asleep watching tv last night (I pretty much do that every night). To my SHOCK AND HORROR, the news lady was talking about how you are dating one Jessica Simpson.

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WHA?!

I missed something. I thought we had an understanding... go ahead and date the weird, artsy, kinda emo music girls and maybe even date some of the washed up former grunge-rock female musicians- I tolerate these things and I'll date the BF in the meantime, but I cannot stand for this.

You have betrayed my trust and faith in... you, I guess.

Anyway, that's all I have to say on this subject.


Regards,

Heather

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